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[bigtuna]

leave your prompts, starters, and everything else here

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[icycold]

Don't hear that too often.

I'm a soldier, not a chef. Why?

[bigtuna]

You should give it a shot.

If I'm going to teach you how to live an ordinary life, you should be able to do all the basic things an ordinary bachelor can.

Like fry eggs. Or spam.