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Jim ([personal profile] bigtuna) wrote2036-03-26 12:35 am

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leave your prompts, starters, and everything else here
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Conversational))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sakurai Sho is in a pretty good mood by the time he gets back to his desk. He's eaten some good food, made a few phone calls - none of them work-related, naturally - and even levelled up a couple if times on one of his gaming apps. That's why he's smiling when he gets back into the building, casually strolling over to his office and closing the door behind him before sitting down at his desk with a sigh. Time to get back to work, then. He keys in the password which will unlock his screen, and...

...no network? Hmm.

He calmly glances around the back of his computer to check the cables, which are all still in place. Okay then. The next thing is to do what the IT guys always tell him to do first. He logs off, turns it off and on again, and sits back while he waits for it to reboot.]
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Disapproval))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Finally, the damn thing reboots. He types in his username and password again, and...

...still no network. Damn it. That means he's actually going to have to call someone, and that means having to admit there's something he can't do. He hates when that happens, since it means he's not in control. He hates feeling like a helpless idiot, especially if he's going to look bad in front of other employees. But his internet connection isn't going to fix itself. Right, he just needs to call IT - he'll get their phone number off the company's web page... ah, shit.

It takes a few more minutes for him to compose himself, and then he's opening the door and looking out onto the floor of the main office.]

Kawasaki-san?

[He tries to flag down the closest one of his colleagues, a man in his mid-forties.]

Can you ring IT for me?
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Conversational))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sho displays mild irritation, but even he isn't so bad as to flip his shit at a colleague just because they're busy actually doing their job.]

Amori-san...?

[He turns to the next man, and it is notably the men he's looking to for help. So Sho is sexist as well as arrogant. Great.]

Amori-san, I need you to contact IT for me. I've got a network access problem and I need to compile some reports today.

[It's a lie, but maybe it will make the man act faster.]
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Say What?))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Follow the wire? Follow the fucking wire? Sakurai Sho doesn't have time for this shit and he says as much out loud, although it is at least clear that he's not annoyed at Amori himself. He stamps back into his office and shuts the door, glaring at his computer with his hands on his hips.]
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Disapproval))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Because some of us have actual work to do, rather than standing around eating jell-o.

[He stares at the bowl in front of him with the exact same expression he'd use if it were a bowl of dog shit.]

Don't you have some asses you have to go and kiss?
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Say What?))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to kiss ass, Yankee Boy. I'm the boss' son.

[That's possibly only the second time he's reminded Jim about that this week. The man's jibes are grating on him even more than usual, though.]

I've got some reports to write.

[He hasn't, because Jim has already done them.]

draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Conversational))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-05 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What does being from New York have to do with anything?

[Because as far as Sho is concerned, 'Yankee' is pretty much the same thing as saying 'American'.]

As for the reports, well, there's that... thing... I need to write about the, er, you know. The paper thingy. With the printers. And that quarterly forecast for those clients who wanted the big paper.

[Very concise, Sakurai.]
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Disapproval))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, okay, fine, maybe the reports can wait.

[He scowls, arms folded across his chest.]

I still need to get back online though. There might be emails waiting for me.
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Conversational))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's what the IT helpdesk said.

[Sho briefly casts a suspicious look at Jim, as if considering whether he's a part of some big IT helpdesk conspiracy.]

But I was only gone for an hour, and nobody else has even been in here. Have they? How could it have been damaged?
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Say What?))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-06 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You know I'm not in charge of the IT budget.

[It's not the first time the issue has been raised, and although Jim is probably right that they should go wireless, Sho isn't going to give the man the satisfaction of admitting it.]

I suppose we'll have to get someone to follow the wire, then.

[Because Heaven forbid Sakurai Sho would actually stoop to doing so himself. He glances over at the bowl of jelly.]

...why are you eating that?
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Disapproval))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-06 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm not sharing an indirect kiss with you over a bowl of jelly.

[...although, actually, lychee-flavoured jelly does sound kind of good.]

Jim. Check the wire for me.

[If he says it as an order rather than a request, maybe it makes him sound less pathetic.]
draco_rattus: (Salaryman Sho (Conversational))

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-04-06 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
I want you to check the wire!

[But 'I want' doesn't get, as Sho should know full well by now. His irritation is clearly growing.]

I don't even know where it goes! How am I supposed to know that? I'm not an IT engineer!

[He doesn't lose his cool very often - not in public, at least - but he's starting to lose it now.]

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