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[bigtuna]

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@icycold

[bigtuna]

From here.

Awesome.

It would be even more awesome if you could do that tomorrow.

I'll even make lunch one-thumbed.

[icycold]

That sounds good. Cooking is one thing I definitely don't know how to do.

I'll be around.

[bigtuna]

You're the best.

Have you ever tried frying an egg?

[icycold]

Don't hear that too often.

I'm a soldier, not a chef. Why?

[bigtuna]

You should give it a shot.

If I'm going to teach you how to live an ordinary life, you should be able to do all the basic things an ordinary bachelor can.

Like fry eggs. Or spam.